trouble talk

Woman use it to create rapport, men will avoid it even at the risk of their status. Basically, drama, squabbling, quarreling, death "threats," blackmailing, gossiping, etc, whether it be in person, in public or in private, on the phone, over social media or text, even Snapchat, etc.

Wife: "You're a piece of shit, screw you."
Husband: "Okay."
Ten minutes later:
"You fucking CUNT BITCH, I will have you deported to fucking Vietnam."
Wife: "Oh, good, maybe then I could find a real man, even they aren't as tiny as you, jerk."
Husband: "I just measured all 8 1/4 inches of it after watching excellent Asian anal porn. If you weren't so god damn ugly, you wouldn't have a tiny problem."
Wife: "Asian Anal??? I always knew you were gay :)"
Husband: "Well that's been enough trouble talk for one day, will return in 10+ hours, going to fucking sleep, have fun at your mom's."

by Serval.Sychotic! December 3, 2014

smoothie talk

this weird like video thing this kid I went to school with keeps doing. idk will prob unfollow.

I wish Robbie would stop smoothie talk and use instagram as it instagods intended it to be. Me posting pics of myself being a basic bitch.

by kingbee921 June 13, 2019

Talking to reginald

When you're off to the bathroom for a piss in mixed company

Where you going? I'm gonna start talking to reginald, brian

by KentuckyFriedHumans November 20, 2024

Talking-Hammer

a hammer that talks

bob has a talking-hammer

by The big pp boy February 6, 2023

Talk to my hand

When you don't wanna hear someone

Ramsay: Oh Sherlock, is it better if I call you that?
Sherlock: Just talk to my hand
Ramsay: What a fucking idiot
(Hotel Hell Reference)

by NotAViper March 19, 2024

family talk

Talk or discussion that is kept entirely within a family for fear that outsiders will find out what is really going on within the family.

"Son, the fact that your mother and I drink heavily is family talk and should never be shared with your grandma and grandpa."

"Son, you should never tell anyone that your mother is addicted to diet pills and enjoys daily doses phenobarbital. You tell anyone about it and I'll beat the hell out of you."

by Orange County Jimmy November 6, 2012

Talk to the principal

When a coworker tells on you and the boss calls you into their office to talk to them; Refers to the way kids have to talk to the principal when they get in trouble and makes fun of the way that the tattle tales are being childish.

Someone snitched on me, now I’ve got to go talk to the principal.

by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023