clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting

person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time

by ksova December 23, 2022

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clown

donald trump.

Joe: who's not president of America anymore?
bestie: a clown obviously

by YEET (SKRRT) January 20, 2021

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Kitchen clown

A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant

That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.

by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023

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Clown Car

A sexual position where you fit as many couples having sex as you can into one vehicle.

How many couples copulatings can you cram into a clown car?

by Blobby27 November 13, 2014

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Imagine spending money on a mobile game. Wow. You must think you're either really good, or really cool at the game. I've never met anyone who has sweated more than you Clown. I didn't even know it was possible until I met you. And yes, I am talking about you Spain. Get a life, go outside, and take a fucking shower you big baboon. Go touch grass or something CLOWN. P.S. you smell like shit you giant toe sucking monkey.

by FireBreath182 April 16, 2023

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