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Money Spider

Clever little spiders which have captured the attention of those who INFLUENCE the people of this world to spend their money on shit they do not need...
The tiny Money Spider on the face of the $1 bill is meant to protect the Movers and Shakers from being discovered....
by IAmLeeQ666 September 9, 2020
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Zombie spider

The worst ever thing created by a Fricking Wasp
by Yeab01 October 26, 2020
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Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020
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Homework Spider

A spider who eats your video games if you don’t do all your homework
Sorry, guys I can’t play COD tonight. The homework spider ate my copy. Should have done that essay last night.
by Ocean Goblin December 29, 2020
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Cyber Spider

My son made this website, he’s a total cyber spider!
by rynnalex January 6, 2021
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Swedish SpiderMan

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web
Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal
by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021
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hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.
by mm9019729 April 10, 2021
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