1) People that says/ repeatedly says story’s to get attention
2) people that that let secret fly for attention
2) people that that let secret fly for attention
Friend1: Dan told me about the first time he smoked weed for the 12th time yesterday.
Friend2: Oh my god he has the worst social adhd
Friend2: Oh my god he has the worst social adhd
by Not Keebler April 23, 2018
Why aren't you socializing with women.
I did and they fucked a retard isntead of me. What could they possibly have to say to me that is of any worth? Nothing. That would be like going to a sex shop, buying a blow up doll, letting a mentally disabled person but inside of it and then talking to the blow-up doll. You're not getting anything out of that conversation. Better yet, I'll just go to a nambla convention and talk to some little boy fuckers. Good advice. I'll consider it.
I did and they fucked a retard isntead of me. What could they possibly have to say to me that is of any worth? Nothing. That would be like going to a sex shop, buying a blow up doll, letting a mentally disabled person but inside of it and then talking to the blow-up doll. You're not getting anything out of that conversation. Better yet, I'll just go to a nambla convention and talk to some little boy fuckers. Good advice. I'll consider it.
by Hym Iam December 6, 2020
Social calliope is another term for social butterflies but it is said to people who are scared of butterflies
John : she's the most popular girl in school, she's a social butterfly
Amanda : You don't know her, she's a social calliope
Amanda : You don't know her, she's a social calliope
by TITITIRED May 27, 2017
An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 13, 2015
A revolutionary mobile application that has taken the dating and social networking world by storm. This app is a game-changer, set to annihilate all competitors with its unparalleled features. TAP Social is the epitome of what a social app should be: completely free, devoid of inactive users, and providing the ultimate convenience with instant matches at the tap of a button, eliminating the need for tedious swiping. It's a digital haven for those seeking genuine connections and meaningful interactions, leaving all other apps in its dust.
by Tapsocial October 13, 2023
An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.
See also, "Internet Coward"
See also, "Internet Coward"
Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.
by FloorBageo January 22, 2021
Allocating resources, opportunities, and privileges in society in a manner that gives preference to constituencies and cronies.
He was passionate about social justice and the safe distribution of healthcare. Due to this, he decided to use his ever-powerful certificate of need law to prevent Grayson from opening another hospital nearby.
by MorBaddies October 11, 2022