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Sydney the snake 

Piece of shit fake blonde who attends pedro Menendez highschool. Sydney is the runner up for the biggest pick me girl, in a close second behind sophia kelbert. This chic has stabbed more people in the back then convicted murderers on death row. Leave it to this hoe to take any small detail or story and turn it into a long ass chapter book that nobody gives a shit about.
A: Hey check out this cool snake I found!
B: woah! Is that a Sydney the Snake?
A: Yeah! I found it in the bathroom mouth hitting a puff bar!
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Fantasy Football Snake 

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
Fantasy Football Snake by Hectorino November 26, 2021

Fantasy Football Snake 

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
Fantasy Football Snake by Hectorino November 26, 2021

Tennessee Tunnel Snake 

When you stick you hand down her throat out the ass and grab the pussy.
"Bro last night I hit this girl with the Tennessee Tunnel Snake, she wasn't ready for it."
"That's wild"
Tennessee Tunnel Snake by BushGob December 12, 2021

Drain the snake 

When a girl is trying to be funny and is meaning she has to pee but aperantly it’s not so funny and no very many people use the phrase

The Shy Snake Game

A Game where Two Gay People would Put Their Hands On Each Other's Genitals Then Ask 'Is The Shy Snake Coming Out?' if They say No Then Start rubbing and Keep Asking until it finally comes out. 100% might fuck after
Andrew: Hey Steven wanna Play The Shy snake Game?
Steven: Sure!
The Shy Snake Game by anonymous January 7, 2022

The Shy Snake Game

A Game where Two Gay People Touch Each Other's Genitals Then Ask 'Is The Shy Snake Coming Out?' If They Say No Then Rub it until Finally They Get a Boner Then They will Say Yes. 100% Might Fuck After the Game.
Andrew: Hey Steven wanna Play The Shy Snake Game?
Steven: Yes!