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buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.
When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.
by JOEnobody March 31, 2008
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Perry surprise

The act of accidentally shooting a load in your own eye.
Dude, I tried to blow into a shirt, but it pulled a magic bullet and I got a Perry surprise.
by brettsterplow October 22, 2008
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Vegas Surprise

When you are in your hotel room in Vegas and you take a shit in the toilet and then put the top down with out flushing.
You Dave check it out - i just took a shit and didn't flush. Chris is about to get a Vegas Surprise!!!!
by VegasSurpriseGuy August 22, 2008
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flaming surprise

a paper bag, filled with excrement and lighter fluid and lit on fire.
fill a brown paper bag with excrement and lighter fluid, place it on somebody's front porch, light it, ring the door bell and run! When they open the door, they will try and stomp it out with their foot! You have a flaming surprise!
by prankster-ou June 28, 2009
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Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010
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Cynder Suprize

a surprise of awesome-ness, quite like a kinder surprise except reversed (creamy on outside chocolate on inside)

a Cynder Suprize can also be a "Cyndel" who has stopped running around and has Settled, making it a Surprise because nobody thought it would ever happen

Cynder Suprize is also a famous YouTube Lesbian known for her Optimism and love for others
hey have you tried the new Cynder Suprize. its the tastiest treat i have ever put in my mouth
by b4byf4c3s-b1tch December 28, 2010
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Retarded Surprise

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
by J a w s h October 29, 2010
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