poop Hat

A person who is being a real party pooper

"We all wanted mike to go to the biggest party in town, he said no, he was being a real poop hat by ruining our night."

by Trevor awesome man August 25, 2008

Poop ass

The condtion of which after going "#2" on the toilet, there is extra "shit" left on the cheek. Therefore, making a "poop ass"

Danielle N. has a poop ass now.

Did you see that poop ass?!
Omg, wh, at a poop ass.

by penoobie763934 October 31, 2009

poop can

Another name for a toilet.

I excused myself from the table to go use the poop can and drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

by Wilson F. August 3, 2007

Power Pooping

The act of emptying ones bowels while listening to thrashy, hardcore, brutal, or otherwise rockin' music to enhance the experience.

Ray - "My iPod's charged, I'm ready to go to the bathroom!"
Preston - "What do you need your iPod for?"
Ray - "Power pooping, man. It's what all the rock stars and CEOs and shit do. You gotta try it!"

by Molotov Malone October 24, 2008

Super poop

a poop that is a least eight inches long and three inches thick. A person that accidentally forgets to poop one day might have a super poop but it won't be a real one because you took more than one day. Also, if you have a super poop three consecutive days twice in one month, you become a professional super pooper.

Mike- Dude, i just had a super poop!
Charlie- Awesome!
Mike- Wanna see it?
Charlie- Yeah man. Which bathroom is it in?
Mike-the one right bye the TV room
Charlie- Oh well, i was only watching Family Guy.

by Drummond July 21, 2007

poop ring

A brown butthole,(rather than pink) caused by years of bad wiping.

Porn stars get their poop rings bleached.

by Tuna Ring December 9, 2008

poop-knuckle

The second knuckle in (heading towards the hand). Originating from the knuckle at which you stop at when inserting a digit into another's asshole.
Used to warm up/stretch out an asshole before anal sex.

I was playing ping-pong and the ball hit off my poop-knuckle.

by DMazzIV August 24, 2006