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Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.
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Former 7-11 pimp

The combination of a woke pussy and a white privileged asshole
Who's that? Motherfucker that's THE Former 7-11 pimp.
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the pimpiest of pimps among the pimpy gods
james is the REAL jimmy jam pimp pants
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Peter The Pimp

Peter The Pimp gets bitches, so if someone calls you that you have infinite rizz.
Noah: Woah, Tyrone just pulled sarah, he's the next coming of Peter The Pimp
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hobo pop up pimp

A person who acts like a hobo around there friends but is really the pimp of the group
Look the hobo pop up pimp is in the room let's go hang with him
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faggot gay pimp

referring to someones whos a pimp but is gay
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The Tate 'Pimp' Thing

You know, and that reminds me (speaking of people who don't have any taste)...
Hym "So, to the Tate 'Pimp' thing... He ran a cam girl studio... Where the women did what is essentially Onlyfans... They showed their body on camera... Not ACTUAL porn... Just nudity... Russell Brand DID THE ACTUAL THING THAT PEOPLE WHO DO PORN ACTUALLY DO... TO 1000 WOMEN A YEAR... IN THE FORM OF ORGIES... NOT hated by Jordan Peterson... One of the Jordan REALLY doesn't like... The other is pals and needs to be forgiven under the auspices of the good ole' Catholic doctrine of forgiveness and if bound to just do whatever he wants... How... Does that work? That doesn't make sense... No to me at least... And I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived... So... You'd think I'd be able to make sense of it but... Nah... I don't get it."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
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