The best guy you’ll ever meet. The cutest guy with the biggest heart, the sweetest guy ever. He makes you laugh even when you’re trying to be mad at him, and cares for everyone, even before he cares for himself. He deserves the world and you never want to lose him, trust me. If you know a Mark, do not let him go and don’t hurt him because he does not deserve to be hurt, he is so sweet.
by sdmn :) November 6, 2020
Get the Markmug. The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
Get the Thompson tide marksmug. Mark Blagaevschi is a great friend to have.
by TheMainPersonHimself January 3, 2019
Get the mark blagaevschimug. When you have a really shit football team, called Manchester United and every time they lose your friends comment "poor mark"
by Hottub1974 March 16, 2022
Get the Poor markmug. by memerwithabritishaccent December 10, 2019
Get the Markmug. After male and or female have unprotected sex anally. While wearing underwear leaves traces of sperm and fecal materials in the underwear.
by DADDYFURR October 5, 2021
Get the kid marksmug. This scary thing will find all the children under the age of 13 and ask if it can fuck them. To summon the creature, all you have to do is the Bloody Mary summoning, but all you've gotta say is "i'm under 13" three times. The creature will come out and try to rape the shit out of you. There's no way of running from it.
by Matthew UwU April 28, 2020
Get the Mark from SDVmug.