Life Straw

When you have a threesome with one girl and two dudes you ejaculate in the guy. You then proceed to suck out the nut butter and spit it into the woman cooter.

The other night we performed a life straw and now my wife’s pregnant..

by J and J productions April 3, 2023

life deficiency

Lacking in all aspects of life and societal aspects.

Brudda dumb asf, bro definitely has life deficiency fr.

by sriuba April 20, 2023

jatt life

Crazy Cool Gangster life. Punjabi Music, Sardari(king life). Owning a tractor, land, farm, going gym and pure coolness

Nerd: Damn that jock guy, he’s getting all the girls

His friend: idiot he’s living the Jatt Life!

by LitGuy100 July 17, 2023

6 life

A bunch of low life black men plus one white kid (who may think he’s from the south side but lives bougie) who cheat on girls for a hobby, smoke weed, play football, and last but not least get into run ins with the cops for sitting in a parking lot in a running car while sleeping with a low life girl.

Guys, 6 life is coming better hide your dab pens and your women.

by cuddyfromthesouthside September 3, 2023

Life is not Switzerland

fig. of speech: „Life isn’t easy“
Switzerland is a wealthy country with a low crime rate and a low unemployment rate.
One could only assume that people who live there don’t have to face any problems of the real world.

„I didn’t get into the university of my dreams“
- „Well, Life is not Switzerland“
You can’t always get what you want - if you could, you‘d be in Switzerland.

by emmspemms September 4, 2023

no life dick

a dick that never experienced sexual interaction and only gets jerked

Sarah told Vincent: "oh Vincent shut up your dick Is a no life dick"

by MRZHXECHO September 8, 2023

Get a life

Intended for people with limited social skills who need to expand their horizons and do other things than spend time online all day.

Dad: Jake you really should do more than stare at your screen all day why not go play basketball at the park or go hang out at the mall?
Jake: Why dad this is fun?
Dad: Jake you need to get a life you can't stay at home and live behind your screen forever

by J&B323 September 20, 2023