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Kevin

A clinically insane person, he exists solely for the demise of others. He is a monster, a degenerate, a vile creature that stalks the darkness and feeds off the insanity of the people around him. This is the epitome of a sick bastard who will willingly run over 10 school children at 140 mph in a school zone for a smelly, dusty rapper's cum-stained burger from McDonald's. Records include intricate paintings of smear shit depicting the rise of a supposedly Eldritch god known as Khanh the Goatphukr. Blueprints for a torture mechanism known as the "Bamboo Cock and Ball Torture" have been found in the basement of his old residence, as well as the bodies of children of many different races. There have been many cases where he will commit absolutely heinous crimes and bypass them with the phrase "We do a little trolling."

However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
Shut the fuck Kevin you fucking animal! You can't just run over that family of four and just call that "The Troll Method!"
No that isn't "the Troll Method" that's vehicular manslaughter!
by femboynutbuster November 22, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is kevin
by Caliber123726 November 23, 2021
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Kevin Chandra

Thank you for your positve vibes
And Happy Birthday

From: someone in 2020
Me : "Sorry kak Kevin Chandra, you was sit in floor"
K: " It's okay"

Kevin: Is a amazing person.
Math and technology enthusiast
by Gammara November 23, 2021
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Lars Kevin Roth

kompletter Huhrens*hn
DONT BE A Lars Kevin Roth
by camiloderdilf42069 November 23, 2021
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Kevin Liu

Extremely talented Chinese kid on running who acts like a baboon and dresses like a homeless. Kevin Lius are usually not attractive but simps those one kind of girl and believe their fishy stink can attract them. His entire life is Roblox and Valorant, and he never ever touches grass except walking a corgi.
Bro, stop being a Kevin Liu and go gym for once!
Kevin Liu's aim was worse than my grandma's Wi-Fi.
by fufufu_1234555 January 15, 2025
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Kevin Jose

Not a hose, but a Jose
by namestuffs January 20, 2025
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Kevin Holland

Well maybe if he does a bunch of fucking steroids like TJ Dillashaw he WILL be champion, TJ.
Hym "Hey, maybe if he does what YOU did to become champion and he does a bunch of steroids, maybe Kevin Holland WILL be a champion. Who knows!? You did a bunch of steroids you fucking idiot. You did the steroids. Got caught. And then fucking LOST you fucking bum. You went on Joe Rogan talking about how fucking great you felt you fucking asshole. What the fuck is wrong with you."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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