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Jacob

this boy never knows when to give up on things and i love that about him tbh it can be sad watching him get rejected for the like idk the 8th time LMAO but like he finally found someone who likes him back so lmao good for him. hes rlly funny and nice at times. this mf wears the same shit everyday!! gotta strive in that champion hoodie huh? good for him tbh he gets the bitches in that champion hoodie. maybe he'll get even more in the todoroki one he got for his birthday. nah but actually hes really nice and a cool guy although that mf is sad like when i mean sad i mean sad sad that man needs a hug nah not even that will do that mf needs more then just a hug he needs like 2 hugs because damn he is sad. i wish he wouldnt hide everything with a lil dumb mask and not show that hes upset so people wont worry abt him like man its sad. recently he kinda spilled everything out at me and wow he is sad like i feel bad for him.
person: wow that person is really funny and gets no bitches!!

me: oh yeah thats just my good pal jacob.
by Ghostyenx March 19, 2022
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Jacob

The most retarded person that you will ever meet
Yeah I think he’s been around jacob too much
by Boiiiapril20.2069 November 4, 2019
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Mason Jacobs

Mason Jacobs is the best boyfriend you could ever have and has a 8 inch horse shlong.
Her boyfriend must be a mason Jacobs the way she walks.
by Lnelly23 April 23, 2020
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Jacob

by Dave Roberto October 17, 2019
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Jacob

A masculine name derived from the Hebrew name "Ya'aqov", meaning "supplanter" which is most interpreted as one who seizes, circumvents, or upsurps.
Jacob.
by anonymous March 4, 2024
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Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.
Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!
by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018
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