James J. Jeffries

A heavyweight boxer also known as the "boilermaker" who fought consistently from 1895 until 1904 beating such legends as Bob Fitzsimmons, Jim Corbett, Peter Jackson and Tom Sharkey and retired undefeated. He was like many at the time, a staunch racist, and when the legendary black champion Jack Johnson won the heavyweight title, he foolishly agreed to "put that N*gger in his place" despite the fact that at this point he was morbidly obese and retired over 6 years. After extensive training in fitness and sparring (and many more insults to Johnson), the bout was deemed the fight of the century, and the vast majority of white people bet on Jeffries despite the major fore-mentioned disadvantages. As expected, Jeffries lost in humiliating fashion while Johnson grinned and toyed with him for 15 rounds before knocking him out. Many white people were so butthurt they began killing random black people and even each other. Jeffries undefeated record was now destroyed, but he took the loss with humility and admitted he couldn't land a hit on Johnson and lost fair and square. He stayed retired afterwards, and remained a public figure until his death in 1953.

"James J. Jeffries was ruthless in the ring, but boy did he make a mistake fighting the Galveston Giant"

by Official Loser man April 13, 2022

Stephen J. Bailey

Stephen "Boiley" J. Bailey

Stephen J. Bailey is a motorsport god notable for: Winning 69 F1 World Championships, Winning Le Mans 24h overall 308 times, Catching and overtaking 2-time WEC GTE-Pro champion Nicki Thiim during the BES 3h of Oulton Park and carrying youtuber Jimmy Broadbent in iRacing endurance races. It's also said that one of Boiley's favorite activities is to get unrepairable iRacing floor damage in the R18.

Boiley's strenghts:
Being feckin' fast in the Audi R18 Tractor.
Scaring the lapped trafic into giving way.
Screaming at P2's and GTE's.
Making funny noices on VC
Laughing a bunch.

Straight facts:
Stephen J. Bailey is everyones favorite F1 driver.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best car.
Stephen J. Bailey is the best track.
Stephen J. Bailey has had 4 shoulder and back surgeries to repair the damage done by carrying Jimmy Broadbent on iRacing.

-Fuck, Stephen J. Bailey has lapped me thrice in just 23 laps.
-Why is this Bailey guy 5 sec a lap quicker than me???

by Johnny Narrowstraight April 14, 2021

J TIZZY goat

A blonde man (Jack Frost) look alike who unfortunately suffers from stage 3 autism. He struggles to read, and dress himself and his hair is quite atrocious. When hes not rubbing chocolate on his belly button, giving out Croall Salads, or in a bathroom (ED) he likes to swim in the water as he sometimes thinks hes a fish for some weird reason. In conclusion J TIZZY goat is the definition of autism.

Dont act like J TIZZY goat

Stop rubbing chocolate on your belly button J TIZZY goat

When I asked someone what J TIZZZY goat was I was thrown from a 8 story building

by DART MUNCHER August 29, 2023

J name theory

J name theory is that any guy who's name starts with a J is complete crap and you shouldn't date them. Ask your friends. Very few guys with a name that starts with a J is worth anyone's time.

Hey do you remember my ex, J____?

Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap?

Yeah!!!

Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!

by Bbop2789 December 24, 2015

J-Money Chug

When a young caucasian/jew man wakes up irritated on a couch only to find a full beer in front of him and a few friends. He looks at his fellow peers who woke him up out of his much needed sleep and grabs the beer and starts to "deep throat" jug it. The jugging usually lasts 8-10 seconds as his friends watch in awe, the young jew then slams down the beer, where shockingly and sadly only 1/8th of the beer is finshed. Its pretty humiliating. J-Money Chug is nothing to boast about.

their really is no example because the J-Money Chug is extremely rare, usually it works out the same way as described above. You shouldn't really be proud of this.

by quetenemos April 22, 2007

P-B & J

The act of ejaculating into the vagina of a woman during her menstrual period. Hence the term, "Period Blood and Jizz"

"Hey Honey, i'm on my rag and feelin horny! Wanna Make some P-B & J?"

by Bkronks February 2, 2010

Dirty PB & J

When a women sticks the index finger in the poop chute and middle finger of the same hand in the pussy during menses and then proceeds to wipe both fingers under the nose of their lover.

Scotty kept trying to fuck me during my period, so I gave him a Dirty PB & J while he slept.

by PI Pat & Sweet Ape November 4, 2007