french spread

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.

The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.

by theevanshow December 2, 2014

French Frying

The act of cheating something out of someone, by their lack of attention to the situation.

drive thru: Hi welcome to ------ how may I help you?
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place

by Dante7777 July 30, 2013

French

baguette talk

I didn't do my French homework. what do you mean that means no xbox for a week?

by Croldfish November 12, 2020

french fan

As opposed to the "Dutch Oven" the french fan is when you lift the blankets and fan the flatulent into ones face.

"Last night I gave her a french fan and she almost puked"

by Dredawg420x February 10, 2021

French Shakka

To flip someone off with your middle finger

Jim responded with an enthusiastic French Shakka

by Ricky Benny September 18, 2022

French Nelly

When your French Maid offers rimjobs and before you cum, you yell "woah Nelly!" I called the French Nelly on her.

Madeline, my French Maid, was giving me a rim job and I was cumming too quickly so I yelled "Woah, Nelly!" and my French Nelly worked

by YellerHoot August 6, 2019

French shotgun

Where "shotgun" is defined as sharing smoke (i.e. weed, etc.) between 2 people that ends in a french kiss.

My girlfriend gave me a french shotgun while getting stoned.

by MasterJeffy69 November 20, 2022