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Free will

No. You're doing the same thing the religious are doing. You need my will to be contingent on YOUR will and you need to be able to avoid culpability in MY actions. Just as dishonest. Just as arbitrary.
Hym "The no free will thing is religion. You're doing the same thing they are doing."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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Cage-Free

A relationship mindset or status where emotional freedom, honesty, and personal growth are prioritized over control, secrecy, or performative connection. A cage-free person avoids manipulative dynamics, emotional entrapment, or cycles of withdrawal and reattachment. They seek open-hearted, non-coercive intimacy rooted in mutual respect, self-awareness, and clear boundaries.
We’re not labeling it yet, but it’s cage-free—just two people being honest, curious, and kind without pressure.
by Briton Phillip September 4, 2025
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Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024
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theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
Im going to do laundry

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
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Free SJ

Free SJ is a term used from UK drill as one of the members from OFB was locked up after allegedly killing Lampz (N9).

SJ was one of the best UK drill musicians with songs like Youngest In Charge, and Ambush, he was number one in 2019
"FREE SJ, FREE BOOGIE B"
by Tuesday-K December 2, 2023
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Free the Wee

A stupid ass catchphrase for the random secondary school protests going on in the UK. Students may write this slogan on their foreheads, collars and shirts, and charge around the school quoting it. So, basically, stupidity in a refined form.
Student: “FREE THE WEE!”
Teacher: “What the actual fuck, Timothy?”
by pureboredom March 19, 2023
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