A five head is when you are able to put your hand on youre head and fits without touching youre eyebrows or your hair line.
by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 19, 2019
A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
The act of driving at 65 mph on a road with a 70 mph or higher speed limit and thinking that you are speeding. Very common in the state of Texas.
Girl: Why are we only at 65, the speed limit is 70?
Guy: Some prick must be sixty-fiving somewhere ahead of us.
Guy: Some prick must be sixty-fiving somewhere ahead of us.
by sgm6990 June 15, 2013
When a clone reveals a grand conspiracy and dies but urban dictionary doesn't recognize them for it.
by udontknowmeidontknowu August 24, 2021
"fives"
by bumblebugg December 7, 2020
The name of an absolute gigachad anyone with the name fives should be praised as a GOD and be able to do whatever he pleases. Gets literally any woman he wants. Gets ANYTHING he wants. And everybody loves him for it. (Also will eventually die a dramatic death)
by Gatrick June 11, 2021
A group chat for five girls who chat shit about everyone and all love each other and has each other’s backs❤️
by balck girls December 14, 2019