Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017

Eye Sweat

When you sweat through your eyes, usually mistaken for “crying”.

Joe: Hey are you crying?
Jacob: No it’s just eye sweat

by the_greatest13467 September 20, 2018

eye sticker

when you give a man a blow job and they blow their load in your eye and it hardens and crusts and you have your eye brows and eye lashes crusted to your face

last night daddy gave me an eye sticker and I couldn't see for 8 hours

by Andy Sitko March 15, 2004

cream eye from the one eye

Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.

Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.

by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 1, 2006

Dark Eyes

Cheap ass vodka. Most times you can distinguish Dark Eyes from other vodka by its distinct "rubbing alcohol" taste/smell. Generally found at high school parties due to the price. It can be found at some college parties, but will never, ever be seen at a gay party. In hard times it can be considered acceptable to have a bottle of Dark Eyes, but this is only allowable in crisis situation.

Tiffany: Oh, my God, Amber! I have $2.57!
Amber: Totally awesome! We can get my older brother to buy us a keg of Dark Eyes and we'll have change left over!

Coco: I just did bottle shots of Dark Eyes with Nate in the parking lot at IHOP.... I told him to give me his gay card.

by Gypsy_Kitty99 June 22, 2009

cow eye

A cow eye is the "over-the-shoulder look" you receive from a female partner during doggie-style vaginal sex, by surprising her with anal intercourse without prior notice.

I thought she was loose banging her doggie-style, so I stuck it in her ass, unannounced. She gave me the "cow eye".

by Elliott01 September 15, 2006

Shark-Eyes

Piercing light-blue eyes that stand out beautifully yet eerily. Often described as effortlessly holding your focus, these types of blue eyes are often amplified by the contrast of dark hair and can seemingly see right through you.

Celebrities that possess "Shark-Eyes" would include Zooey Deschanel, Emily Deschanel, Erza Haliti, Katy Perry, Tiffani Thiessen, Adriana Lima, Irina Shayk, Candice Swanepoel, etc...

by Rob.M June 20, 2011