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Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.
Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
by literal asshole May 25, 2025
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i don't catch

another meaning for 'i don't get it' or 'I don't understand'
karina: "lesbian"
lisa: "i don't catch"
by rated by 5 out of 5 dogs March 22, 2019
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Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.
"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)
by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025
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Don't Go There

Associated Content's TOS rule where articles are warned not to employ wolf ticket taunts containing double homicide profanity, ethnic slur laced expose' and other things as Rational Wiki would coined "pissed at us" responses. These are akin to slash fanfiction writers or real person fiction of the slash variety. Ao3 got pissed at me over the 'peter puffer' response to those who write real person fiction.

One of the articles I had the wham line, "Every religion has its douchebag" as the publisher I took aim at got pissed and thrown every Italian slur at me one could think of in one single paragraph. "You motherfucking dego, greaseball wop with your wolf ticket wham line," as I even took one last poke at Fandom Wank as they linked my Associated Content profile at the time. Mindset commented on piss blogger The Rusty Nail demanding her name was removed. Associated Content closed my presence over the employment of multiple wham lines in articles as I took aim at LiveJournal user RockCandy76 over pirating my memoir as I outed him as a Wal-mart cashier. Though some of my part-time writers have worked in Wal-mart as I found a story on FictionPress called "Babies Come From Wal-Mart" with wham lines that rival The Fandom Writer.
Someone on Associated Content seeing "The Hive Mind" article --"shit he was trying to see how much he can cross the line with the double homicide wham lines in a single article. It's noted as being the first time he took aim at SomethingAwful for lifting his work and trying to turn his main character from Spectral Exile into a leatherman fag. He caught one of the blogtroll twins from Diary-X trying to do a shitty emo poem from his extremely hard true crime yarn. He's pissed. "

bugchaser gossip blogger and The Rusty Nail, "Let's screen cap this asshole wop's dribble and fuck him out of his royalties." Poppy Z. Brite when she saw him on Associated Content was pissed over his rapid barrage of wham line remarks. He crossed the line because he defied the "Don't Go There Rule."
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma March 9, 2013
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No I don't

I don't want a relationship. I'm not blaming all of my problems on women. I'm pretty sure I am pretty explicit about is causing the. Women likely don't like the things I've said and are using being raped by men who are not me (because I haven't raped anyone) as a pretext to prevent me from getting justice for my thing. But that's only until people start doing to them what they are doing to me and then apparently they have a breakdown on their YouTube channel and cry about it. And then they are at the mercy of the people who are trying to split the baby on the issue and that didn't work out all that well for the guy who killed your senators or the guy who tried to shoot Trump in the head. So, no. You are to blame for not fucking me because you are selecting how you are selecting and if you've have had causal sex then I don't need to have a relationship.
Hym "So no I don't do that. You are to blame in direct proportion to whatever extent you can be blamed which is A NON-ZERO SUM. You are trying to condition our relationship to me in a manner that renders me either a fuck-boy or a relationship guy and I refuse to be one of those things. And that's why the men aren't dating anyone. You have a little internal caste system. They aren't willing to be second class citizens. You are a volatile commodity that prices itself arbitrarily."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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