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catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"
When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.
by Sexydimma October 2, 2016
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trash can chef

A person who uses a trash can to cook or rather steam things.

My recipe:
1. Pour 3-4 buckets of hot water inside.

2. Place food inside plastic bag, air tight as possible. This can be many different things like carrots and stuff.
3. Wrap that plastic bag with aluminum foil.

4. Throw inside garbage can. Wait 2-3 hours.
5. Steamed vegetables. Yum.
Tom: Hey! Did you see the trash can chef over there?
Mark: Yeah. I wonder what he's cooking.
Tom: He's probably cooking a rat or two.
by LordoftheNinthCloud October 22, 2015
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I can watch the fuck out of a movie

This is code word in the homosexual underground metal community for "I can suck a mean cock".

Many people in the heavy metal underground scene use this phrase to discreetly pick up on homosexuals. The reason for the discretion is that being gay is typically frowned upon amongst the Heavy Metal community. So if you are trying to pick up a gay dude publically and don't want people to know that you are a cock craving butt lover, just tell them "I can watch the fuck out of a movie". Those that are "in the know" in the heavy metal community will quickly accept the offer and allow you to suck his cock since he will now know that you can suck a mean cock.
So I was at a straight bar and ran into a gay dude, I told him "I can watch the fuck out of a movie"....... 2hrs later, I was sucking his cock.

"Hey, how do I let a fag know that I can suck a mean cock?". "Tell them You can watch the fuck out of a movie", that is code for "I can suck a mean cock".
by 1389 November 6, 2015
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can i art you

To draw with your white goo on a females forhead while you bust
Jerry was getting fantastic dome and asked "Can I art you?" right before he busted he drew a picture of a smiley face on her forehead
by Albertsgoofy March 4, 2016
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because one can

A reason for doing sommat.
Mother: WHY ARE YOU FLUSHING MY CHECKBOOK DOWN THE SHITTER?
Moi: Because one can.
by yesmrslevinson April 11, 2016
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Soup can weiner

A penis that is very thick, round and short. Shares the likeness of a soup can.
“Have you seen Trevor’s dick? He’s got a soup can weiner.”
by Rothers2002 November 16, 2018
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Normie Can

Normie Can

Can is a kurdish man who has no country

He drinks alot of alcohol and tends to fight drunk people at night but of course fails Everytime
A normie is a normie i dont need to explain that
Can ist der größte Normie unter uns.
Can ist normieger als Max.
Normie can
by Lfaf November 22, 2018
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