Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.

"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"

by dbodude April 2, 2013

heath burns

A monster high character, thought to be very old.

Everybody says that Montgomery Burns is old, but Heath Burns is really old.

by Princess Daphne December 31, 2023

the burning

one of the diseases Charlie Bucket will have if he doesn't "wrap it up"

"Dood, I think I got a raging case of The Burning."

by MikeD January 24, 2003

Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."

by hogthehedge September 25, 2014

burning gas

uselessly spending a lot of money

stop burning gas and save for a rainy day

by Sexydimma February 15, 2015

Burning People

Burning someone is when you have a STD and than sleep with someone to transfer the STD to them. It's called burning because when you pee, if you have a STD, it likely will burn.

"Girl guess what, I got burnt by my boyfriend!"
"Damn bitch, that nigga stay burning people, I tried to warn you"

by theysuck_me596969 November 22, 2025

burning fur

When fucking, a persons pubic hair catches fire

The smell of burning fur and the sound of screaming was a sign of relief-

by deep dark and black June 20, 2014