Beef Stew

When someone is taking a shower and you go into the bathroom and take a huge smelly shit. The smell circulates and mixes with the steam thus making a soupy shitty room, in turn making the shower taker gag and sometimes throw up. Also you leave the toilet lid up and don’t flush, so that the smell stays and the shower taker has to fight through the gagging and dry heaving to flush the toilet, making it an utterly amazing experience. Most of the time it’s a nice clumpy diarrhea, resembling a nice hearty can of beef stew!

Hank was taking too long in the shower, so I gave him a beef stew.

by BatFactory788 July 1, 2025

Giving the beef

A situation where food particles from another person's mouth are transferred to someone else's via kissing or using too much tongue. Typically used in a negative sense.

"I hooked up with this chick last night and she ate way too many wings before going out. She was giving the beef all night!"

by bobjones97979 November 16, 2020

Beef

1. To start or pick a fight with someone.
2. Meat from a cow.

1. Want some beef?
2. I bought beef.

by boaz274 July 13, 2016

Beef Hallways

A Vagina

You see the Beef Hallways on that thot

by AnnonamousMan420 June 15, 2022

Beef-Mouth

adj: consuming such a large quantity of beef that you can't talk.

Example: Drew can't come to the phone right now. He has Beef-Mouth

by BrewDrew December 14, 2013

Slap Beef

A polite way to tell someone to fuck off.

“Can you help me with this?”
“No, slap beef.”

by The Rusty September 11, 2025

Beef

A straight person's sudden urge to find gay sex. Commonly used as slang in public settings by other males. Sometimes used as reassurance just to make sure the person is really looking for some homo action.

Ty: "what the fuck are you looking at punk? you got beef"
Ken: "i never thought you would ask, lets go have sex in the bushes".

by joe phuck May 14, 2016