A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).
The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.
Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.
Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 11, 2023
by Sonjo Jelvey June 22, 2019
nick my brother gets boners from old men walking down the macaroni isle..then proceeded to do the flying camel to our dog (look it up) ;-;
by Mol Ester July 15, 2017
by Sully2 May 06, 2021
person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh
by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022
A older brother figure who you can trust and he’ll always be there for you even though your online friends.
“hey what’s a online big brother?”
“Oh an online big big brother is like a big brother but online and you aren’t blood related, I have one!”
“Oh an online big big brother is like a big brother but online and you aren’t blood related, I have one!”
by avocados from Mexico July 11, 2021
also spelled "asskimo" or "ass-kimo"
By analogy with eskimo brothers (two guys who've fucked the same girl), askimo brothers are two people who've eaten the same ass.
By analogy with eskimo brothers (two guys who've fucked the same girl), askimo brothers are two people who've eaten the same ass.
I was a little grossed out to discover that Steve and I are askimo brothers, but now that the initial blow has softened, I think it's just cool that we're in the same club.
by Not Linking My Identity Here September 24, 2022