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shit-fuck

(noun)
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)

1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe

individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.

2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.

3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'

2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'

3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'

4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'

5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK

was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
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fuck my ear

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.
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Fuck Boy Timmer

A young teen boy with a face full of pimples that thinks he is hot shit. He will get with anyone and demand shit from you as he r@pes you and abuses you. Thinks he is hot shit but the only good thing is his 6 inch dick and that doesn't even look right. He will manipulate you and hurt you in every way and then play the victum.
by zeryx_nightspire July 2, 2025
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fuck nigga

grant ellis is the definition of a fuck nigga
by randomdude6942078 November 26, 2022
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slap me down and fuck me

1. The name of a drink in a Spanish Restaurant
2. Something you can ask when you are horny.
1. Un slap me down and fuck me por favor?
-Seguro.
2. Slap me down and fuck me
- Of course.
by randomegg January 9, 2025
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Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!
by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021
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Fuck me gran gran

The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.
"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"
by Ploptwat May 4, 2022
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