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Fuck

When someone like something so much!

Usually people say it when it’s appropriate! Inappropriate examples are to say it when you don’t like something!
Bob: this coffee is so good! I wanna fuck it!

Joe: me too! It’s so good!
by IHopeYouWakeUpWithAWarmPillow November 2, 2023
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fuck crumpet

Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck

A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.

Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
by Coli J February 11, 2022
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Fuck-nut

Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.
"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"
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National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
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Fuck off

From "off", to detach from something, to get away and far, as in "pull one's dirty stinking day long socks off, throw them in a garbage can and set them on fire", and "fuck", as in "as quickly as possible". Considered a general final and genuine warning before you stop talking and resort to brutal physical violence and shoving people's heads into walls.
A usefull expression to learn, as it terminates all arguments or conflicts in a generally quick and easy manner : hospital or no more conflict.
by Spyan February 26, 2022
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fuck the o

To fuck an onion ring. Which is highly illegal. Don't fuck an onion ring.
Man, I need to fuck the o tonight!!

Wtf dude. You need to go to jail for wanting to fuck an onion ring.
by Shaniquuaaa June 6, 2014
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Clown Fuck Around

To waste someone’s or your own valuable time doing nothing and being a fucking moron
Today, Scott decided to do nothing and just Clown Fuck Around
by LOGANsaurs October 29, 2022
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