Fuck ass

A feral intensifier slapped in front of a noun (usually facial hair) to express unhinged levels of admiration, respect, and thirst. Typically reserved for a mustache so full, so perfectly groomed, and so powerfully present that it could get its own zip code. Saying someone has a “fuck ass mustache” is not an insult—it’s a badge of honor. The kind of compliment that lets the world know you’d throw away your 401k just to twirl the ends of that masterpiece between your fingers.

I want a meaty, tatted man, with a fuck ass mustache

by DirtyHippieAlex July 19, 2025

One Hundred And Fuck You

When the outside air temperature or heat index (air temp + humidity) gets above 110 degrees Fahrenheit (43 Celsius), you are in "One Hundred And Fuck You" territory. This is Mother Nature's way of telling you that your ancestors were idiots for settling in an area that gets this hot. If you like this weather, you're a lizard person.

Bob: What's the temp outside today?
Ralph: It's One Hundred And Fuck You.
Bob: Oh, geez, better stay indoors today, then.

by Mega135816 July 21, 2025

FUCK outta here… oh yeah and uhh also take a

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Get the FUCK outta here… oh yeah and uhh also take a mug.

by ΒITCHES July 22, 2025

Chuckle Fuck

Fucking somebody just for shits and gigs or pity.

I hooked up with that ugly dude from the pub. It was just a chuckle fuck though.

by Fucklechuck July 23, 2025

Sucked and fucked

Getting fucked over THE WORST way imaginable usually in the United States armed forces AKA The green weenie but the suck and fuck is the top tier

Dawg I’m getting sucked and fucked right now bro! My battle buddies got me drunk and the platoon sergeants wife is in my bed and I have room inspections at 0600 and THERES A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM FUCKKK!!!!

by Crayoneater223 July 26, 2025

Binge-Fucking

Having sex with a different partner or partners multiple days or nights in a row.

Bruh has been binge-fucking hoes all weekend!

by anonymous July 27, 2025

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025