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fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom
"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"
by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022
mugGet the fuck-mergencymug.

Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.
Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.
by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018
mugGet the Fuck me drymug.

sputter fuck

Scratching and clawing while eating the wretched hole with resentment
by Jkmellisa March 7, 2018
mugGet the sputter fuckmug.
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
mugGet the ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...mug.

Fuck as drunk

Fuck as duck is when the speaker is so drunk he slurs his words. Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea, where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet seat becomes like a pillow. You also slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.
Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fuck as drunk?

Todd: bro your already fuck as drunk, because you’re slurring your words
by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018
mugGet the Fuck as drunkmug.

fuck-roasted

To be utterly fucked and owned like the little bitch you are.
Zach got fuck-roasted by his homies.
by Fuckboy9274 October 17, 2015
mugGet the fuck-roastedmug.

Fuck-Fuck

A meal that most cats love to eat and is also used when the can’t won’t do something.
“Hey,my cat won’t eat it’s food what should I do,””Just give it a little Fuck-Fuck and it should be good.”
by Jericho:/ June 1, 2018
mugGet the Fuck-Fuckmug.

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