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Bro Fuck

A Bro Fuck is when you want to help the boys relieve some stress with a fuck but having sex with a guy is gay.
"Hey man I've been feeling really stressed lately "Oh yeah man I got you lemme just give you a quick bro fuck
by deyggo March 11, 2021
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Oh fuck, run!

When your walking the streets at 11:30 with the boys and someone in the woods throws rocks at you
Did you just throw rocks at me? *everyone says no* OH FUCK, RUN!
by Dillmann June 23, 2019
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Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
by Gregor111 July 18, 2018
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Fuck Shit

An insult used by very educated fellows offtenly used on the internet by a large number of audiences; the trolls; 12 year olds that need to be laid badly; people that think there funny but not and that’s it. And can also be used to be insulting inanimate objects such as: Video Games; A TV that you need to work but just doesn’t so you scream at it instead; a very bad cake (example: This cake is so fucking bad it can go fuck shit). And that’s all I can think of.
¡! WARNING ¡! This sentence may only be used in VERY EXTREME SITUATIONS. Like for example when the internet is down
V Examples V
Guy 1: why won’t this fucking TV work!? It’s horrible
Guy 2: what kind of horrible?
Guy 1: likes it can fuck shit horrible
Guy 2: wow thats a very shit TV then if it can fuck shit!
by you searched up sex on ub once September 16, 2018
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Joy Fuck Club

People who can talk and joke about sex with no shame.
I had a great time hanging out with Daniel and Lydia last night! We laughed so hard! They are part of the Joy Fuck Club.
by Hallow Weener September 4, 2023
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Fuck Me Cuddle Me

When you dont want to be love fucked, you just want that fuck me cuddle me (FMCM) vibe with your boo, friend or pal. Fuck me real good, cum and squeeze my hand as our fingers interlock, and cuddle/spoon me tightly afterwards.
I wanna you to fuck me cuddle me real good, on repeat.
by StrawberriesRMedicine April 26, 2022
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