Goop Slap

When you cum on your hand and slap someone with the cum smeared hand

Bitch you talking all this shit, you finna get goop slapped

by Chancla_Man October 17, 2016

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slap testie

When you sit down and your testies decide to move about and get themselves squashed in some way.

"Poor old Roland just gave himself a right slap testie"

by Ligeynuts July 03, 2008

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Cauliflower Slap

When a woman proceeds to use her breasts to slap you across the face.

Related to a Mushroom Slap.

I thought everything was fine while we were laying together, then she cauliflower slapped me! Man, I was NOT expecting that!

by Jermey Grem April 07, 2011

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Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped

by Dacatoa May 23, 2018

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Moo Slapped

Used within the outlaw motorcycle riding community to describe the action of a biker getting struck violently by his female companions severly saggy breasts. As every bikers old lady has dangerously saggy udders, this is a very common cause of facial and head injuries within this group.

Damn Snake! Po Po beat your ass or what? Your face is all fucked up! No man, my old lady Candy was riding on top last night when I raised my head up to see how she was doing and I got MOO SLAPPED upside my head.

by Gref Kent July 13, 2014

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