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the froggy waffles

The froggy waffles is the name given to a large group of absolutely amazing people. They can be relatively strange but great fun. They often get called junkies but they really aren't. An individual member of the group is called a froggy. Their natural habitats are in the woods setting trees on fire, falling over on the streets or shagging in their friends house. The froggy waffles favourite emoji is: 😏, and they put it after most sentences. They are often mean/nasty to eachother but we all love eachother really.
Dave: awh look it's the froggy waffles!
Zoe: I wish I was a froggy 😥
by A gurkie October 18, 2020
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Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016
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Wank waffling

The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce
“I worked hard wank waffling last night so I had a good dessert for my dinner guests”
by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024
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Hotel Waffle Maker

While doing a girl froggy style - when you’re ready to bust, spread her butt cheeks apart, bust in the crack, and roll her to her side.
I didn’t feel like springing for another plan b, so I gave her the hotel waffle maker
by High minds August 16, 2022
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waffles

the act of eating waffles and them giving you superpowers
you like waffles?
by kay151525252626 April 10, 2024
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waffle house syndrome

when you feel like only eating breakfast food

it wears off after eating but in some cases it can be long lasting, peranant, or fatal
by galix August 23, 2021
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