don't give two shits

you don't care what the person is saying, at all

As my friend told me about his coin collection I said, "Guess what, I don't give two shits!!".

by yaIcussgotaproblem December 15, 2011

two in the pink and one in the stink

Sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus.

Also known as the Shocker

Dude, I gave her the shocker and she actually liked it!!!

by t0xicity December 21, 2003

Plus Twos (Plus 2s)

Plus Twos (2s) are the slang name for breast implants. The term “Plus Two (2s)” has 2 meanings, 1) the implants usually result in an increase of 2 cup sizes, 2) the women who receive Plus 2s technically and typically though not always, would be rated by their male counter parts as being 2 points higher on the proverbial 1 to 10 scale.

Dude, I saw Tara at the club on Friday, she dropped 10 pounds and got a set of Plus Twos (Plus 2s) now she is a 7 instead of a 5 and I would do her after a 6 pack.

My boyfriend dumped me for a chick with Plus Twos (Plus 2s) I think it may be time to make an appointment for a set.

by DTM92663 May 29, 2008

Texas Two Step

When your girl tells you that she loves you and that she has always been faithful, while at the same time she is totally getting dominated by your best friends behind your back.

Paully: Man she would never cheat on me!

Danny: Dude she is totally pulling a texas two step on your ass!

by Tmoney35 December 22, 2009

two free hots and a cot

slang term for prison or jail, because you get two hot meals and a cot to sleep on

"What did Greg get for robbin the liquor store?"
"Three years of two free hots and a cot."

by Stephanie437 April 15, 2008

two girls one cup

Disgusting movie on the web. Two girls start licking each others chests, followed by one of the girls filling a pint glass with her own feces. The movie goes on to show BOTH girls licking and sucking at the contents of the cup. Later, one girl has a fine specimen that she squirts out of her mouth a few times before swallowing. THEN the girls start pulling the trigger and puking in each others mouths! WORST MOVIE ON THE WEB! INCONCEIVABLE!!

"My ex-girlfriend invited me to a friends' house to watch what she called 'Two Girls One Cup'... After watching it I burned all of my things, had my name legally changed, and moved to a new state."

by Magetto13 October 2, 2007

two dads and a chemistry set

A witty comeback to "your mom," popularized by a student in Georgia.

"YOUR MOM!"

"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"

(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")

by ChibiChrissi October 6, 2006