tree lover

Hannah, the one who loves hugging and kissing trees. Wants to make baby groots with trees.

Amy: whose that girl over there?
Anjali: the one making out with a tree?
Pauline: oh thats just my friend, tree lover
Steffi: gross
Stella: im gonna write a smut on this
Sung: yuh.

by SPECIALKCEREALYOUMMY September 18, 2022

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Glory Tree

When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time

“Dude, did you hear about Jessica getting Glory Tree’d?”

by GloryTreeMan April 06, 2022

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tree twerkin

The act of twerking on a tree. You can do it with your feet on the tree, or you could just twerk on it. It's a fun thing to do with friends or just by yourself.
Please don't twerk on other people's trees. That is their twerking tree. How would you feel if you looked out the window and saw someone twerking on your tree? It's not nice. Find you own tree and twerk on it. #TreeTwerkin

Person 1: "I posted a picture of me tree twerkin on Instagram and put #TreeTwerkin and got a ton of likes!"
Person 2: "Well duh! Everyone loves tree twerkin!"

by BeastER Person😂😘 April 06, 2016

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Melon Tree

The name given to a really comfortable bed

I am going to go to my Melon Tree and sleep

by Rastamouse1 June 15, 2015

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Cranberry tree

Cranberry trees are what cranberries grow on. Many people confuse that cranberries grow on trees, but they come from trees. The native word for cranberry trees is actually Hilaphinia Plontunos.

The cranberry tree is very tall

by Rebellious pony November 27, 2018

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