Pale as day

To be extremely pale. (Opposite- black as night)

Ella: I can never get a good tan at the beach because I always just burn.

Emma: Yeah, you're pale as day.

by walkitoutdougie September 8, 2011

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Burritos Day

A day inspired by the Sublime song, "Burritos". You stay in bed all day, very rarely getting out, if at all. The goal is to stay in bed from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed. Preparations should be made the day before, for example: a cooler full of food, snacks, and drinks. Certain exceptions will be made for bathroom use, getting extra food if you run out, or medical emergencies.

Bob: Dude! I'm gonna have a Burritos Day tomorrow!
Jim: Pfft- that's nothin'! I once had a Burrito Week!
Bob: I'm so sorry.
Jim: Yeah, it wasn't fun...

by Zomegad September 24, 2011

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Reese Day

a day dedicated to the beautiful amazing gorgeous reese
it all started when reese III was born and shes pro so she got a day and its on march 11th

person: yo what day is today?
reese supporter: ITS REESE DAY

person: no the actual date
reese supporter: oh, its march 11th

by reeseypoopie March 29, 2023

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Arsewank Day

The day we celebrate Keith Arsewank birthday 27 March 2023

Happy Keith Arsewank day

by Artijoke March 30, 2023

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Australia Day

The celebratory day where the English conquered the aboriginals and brought them into the world of electricity.

As per tradition - Beers, Barbies and Beaches are general places for gathering and celebrating the now great country.

Terrorist hippies have been noted for attempting to abolish the date, but everyone else is like "Fuck it, it's a day off and I've already bought the snags."

Happy Australia day cunt.

by abboapology January 24, 2023

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