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William Holden’s Law

(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
by PootMcToots October 15, 2021
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Shannay Williams-Dorsett

A person who still wears hype and superstars in 2021.
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William Wallacing

To attack a retreating person or force, only to fail and become a martyr for it.
Jim: Hey, did you see Marco william wallacing Spencer?

Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.
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William Frye

Who's William Frye?
He's that sister-kisser guy.
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William

An amazing a livable person. Will always be there for you when you need, and is a great hugger and cuddle buddy.

I will forever love them. (SADLY THEY ARE TAKEN!)😭 ANYWAYSSSSS
William is amazing.
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William paca

william paca middle school is where the students get called paca rats, we get told not to put food in lockers bc there will be bugs & cockroaches, people get into relationships even though we all know how it'll end, and teachers throw desks at students!!
Kid: hey, what school you go to ?
kid 2: i go to William paca, wbu?
kid: paca rat!! HAHA you guys are so ghetto
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william broome

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