(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
by PootMcToots October 15, 2021

by l4556676767676 July 13, 2021

Jim: Hey, did you see Marco william wallacing Spencer?
Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.
Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.
by A_White_Guy September 21, 2014

by sdaskljdv December 10, 2021

An amazing a livable person. Will always be there for you when you need, and is a great hugger and cuddle buddy.
I will forever love them. (SADLY THEY ARE TAKEN!)😭 ANYWAYSSSSS
I will forever love them. (SADLY THEY ARE TAKEN!)😭 ANYWAYSSSSS
William is amazing.
by Dino7034 June 6, 2022

william paca middle school is where the students get called paca rats, we get told not to put food in lockers bc there will be bugs & cockroaches, people get into relationships even though we all know how it'll end, and teachers throw desks at students!!
Kid: hey, what school you go to ?
kid 2: i go to William paca, wbu?
kid: paca rat!! HAHA you guys are so ghetto
kid 2: i go to William paca, wbu?
kid: paca rat!! HAHA you guys are so ghetto
by jerraldthejanitor February 4, 2022

by gigachadwill June 14, 2022
