Top Mouth Dick

That one dickhead who never does a damn thing. He tells his “inferior” co workers to do his basic tasks while he sits on Snapchat. Known for driving a very “cheesy” car.

Look at that ridiculous looking vehicle, guess top mouth dick is here to be the “boss”

by Pizzashop June 30, 2022

top hat dude

god

top hat dude is god

by top hat dude June 18, 2021

dusty top hat

Girl with hairy nipples

That girl from last night had a dusty top hat

by 36% June 7, 2016

Top Tier Travis

That guy that always brags about his shit. He always has the best, the only, the original, and the thing nobody else could have.

There is no way to impress Top Tier Travis and youshouldn’t even try because you will have to endure 1000 texts about his greatness with complete denial of any of his weaknesses.

He does have a nice wife, but she always travels without him. She seems to wear the pants in Top Tier Travis’s house. He would never admit it though!

OMG, Top Tier Travis just started a company and he is texting that his ideas were first, he copyrighted them, and every company wants his services. I looked on Yelp and he received 20 reviews all saying “what and asshole” but they had fun on - business trip with his wife last week when she gave them TTT’s referral.

by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023

Double Backflip Top

The leader of the girls lacrosse team. Plays offense and defense.

Helga plays lacrosse.

What position?

Double Backflip Top

by kennedy209 August 6, 2018

mountain top ted

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.

I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!

by pertygolfer January 5, 2023

School box tops

These shits would be in every cereal box and little kids would collect them to later on give ‘em to the teacher for something in return which was mostly the class leader type stuff

Me: “ayoo did you give in your school box tops?”

Friend: “no man i forgot them at home!”

by nuggets_nuggets October 20, 2019