Golden Hippo

Can be used as a noun or a verb, means to be Bloated and full of piss

John Marston was a golden hippo and felt like he was about to burst

by Doglogbog June 3, 2025

Golden Retriever

A tall, handsome, all rounder, sexy, beautiful, ideal man, peak visuals, one of the best people on earth JEONG YUNHO, the big golden Retriever

"Who's that cute boy, sannie"
"My golden Retriever yunho"

by Ddeonghwadib August 9, 2023

The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.

Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

You are here

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What you're doing

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "

by Hym Iam August 9, 2022

The golden loop

The golden loop is when two gay me do the 69 position and urinate in each others mouth then they each drink the urine and repeat the cycle

The golden loop

by Crowdedfall03 July 13, 2021

Golden Gaytime

The art of shoving a frozen dildo up your/your male friend's ass.

Guy 1: My bf gave me a Golden Gaytime last night
Guy 2: Yeah lol nobody cares go back to the corner and cry

by PavlovA_YT December 3, 2024

Golden Dad

(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.

Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.

by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024

Golden Eagle

A term used in the gay community to describe a gay man who has never kissed a woman

Did you hear about Brad? Yeah he’s a real golden eagle, he came out of the closet at 12 years old.

by OkayedSalmon20 August 23, 2021