Negative Five

In reference to the binary scale of judging women, a negative five is a woman so so ugly that she should not be allowed to reproduce.

HOLY SHIT! Dude, did you see that negative five over at Five Guys?

by Aviel October 25, 2007

yeti high five

An orgy involving at least two women with hairy legs.

Winter in the Klondike is a perfect time for dinner with friends and a Yeti High Five.

by twinklechild November 10, 2013

Five long years

That's how long it took us to get Harvest back.

At first it was going well. Then setback after setback... Loss after loss... Made what was going to be a quick and decisive win... Into five long years of hell.

by LOOOOOOOOOOONG WOOOOOOOOOOORD November 13, 2022

Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's

Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's

Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 07, 2025

please deposit five coins

the annoying ass phrase that rockstar freddy says cuz he wants all your fucking fazcoins

rockstar freddy: please deposit five coins
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*

by Dee Afton December 24, 2023

Five Inch Adventure

A nick-name for a blunt coined by Artifacts in their song Lower Da Boom. Called so for the approximate length of a blunt

Sit back and light the five inch adventure

by yannidepp December 05, 2009

Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.

Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019