Sock

Sock

Sock

by Big daddy lord sosig November 23, 2021

Fluffy of socks

All those socks left after all other clothing items are retrieved from the cloths drier.

I have a Fluffy of Socks left in the cloths drier.

by FluffySocks November 21, 2018

beefaroni sock

Much like a beef sock, beefaroni sock is the same, except it's a term for Chef Boyardee's monster spaghetti shlong.

"I want Daddy Boyardee's massive beefaroni sock up my ravioli"

by 🆎 April 18, 2021

poop sock

a poop sock is a sock filled with poop. don’t let mommy find it. it is normally hidden under a bed.

god smut mom found the poop sock

by Choccomon March 3, 2019

The Sock

The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.

Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.

by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021

Socks

They go on your feet

Socks go on your feet,
Not your hands

by oovoojaver134 November 16, 2019

sock-boxing

1.) v. To stare blankly without letting anything enter your mind. 2.) v. defragging the brain.

Dan was so bored he didn't even pretend to listen. He was just sitting there sock-boxing while I was telling the story about my grandmother's new cat...

by megb713 March 22, 2010