Snow

cum from a mans penis which leaks out of your mothers cock while she ever so slightly strokes it but then it ends up being your penis and your sperm (cum) is now snowing on her face and in her mouth while she sucks it for seven years straight while watching jojo's bizzare adventure while she wanks your cock so much it explodes with snow/cum/sperm in th whole room and your grandparents walk in and now your cock is split into three with your family sucking on it and it's "snowing"!

ya mums dick snowed on ya grandmaw.

by Mitsune_Haku November 25, 2022

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Snowed in

When a woman of advanced years perhaps 50+ sits on your u can consider your self snowed in.

Alternatively you might have to much gear for it to seem worth to tearing your self back into public life.

Holy shit dude your nan is crazy I was totally snowed in last night.

by Dkhead4like11 July 24, 2021

Snowed in

When a woman of advanced years perhaps 50+ sits on your face. Or alternatively when you simply have to much gear to hand for it to seem worth you rejoining society.

Holy shit dude your nan is crazy I was totally snowed in last night.

by Dkhead4like11 July 24, 2021

emperor snow

best emperor no cap elsa cute

emperor snow likes elsa... a lot

by lord red, cake lord November 6, 2020

snow pooping

The act of digging a small hole, then proceeding to fill that hole with a poop. After, one may or may not cover the top of the hole with more snow.

"Bobby can I use your bathroom"

"No dude, Josè is already in there"

"Where am I gonna go"

"Just go outside"

"Ok, I've never tried snow pooping"

by GOOGLE456 December 11, 2017

Reverse Snow Angel

The act of measuring the amount of snow outside by laying face down and using one’s penis for measurement.

Our family Christmas decorations were ruined by dad’s reverse snow angel that he left in the front yard.

I would’ve swore that we had more than 4” of snow but my reverse snow angel said otherwise.

by Daniel A 6969 December 1, 2025