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Person

A centre or subject of consciousness that can speak and be spoken to.
“This person knows how to do business
by Sony Nico March 18, 2021
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Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.
- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!
by JulianaJax December 4, 2020
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Person 28

The one that killed person 0 in the war
Perosn 0: *Dies*
Person 28: HEADSHOT!
by Jodeui October 11, 2023
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person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.
Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.
by Redstowen August 23, 2023
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A Professional Person

Professional:

pro·fes·sion·al
prəˈfeSH(ə)nəl/
adjective

Person:

per·son
/ˈpərs(ə)n/
noun

A person who is good at many things, but they wouldn’t be able to put it in words with their professional status would choose to describe their line of work.
First person asks:

“So what is it that you do for a living?“
Second person says:
“I’m professional at many different things.

I guess you could say I’m a professional person.“
by Beans mom November 23, 2025
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Personal

existing as a self-aware entity, not as an abstraction or an impersonal force.
He rejected the notion of a personal God
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DEI person

A person who is unfairly favored by DEI policy because of having some dubious claims of being oppressed by not being a straight white male.
Since 2020 the police have been abnormally lenient with the misconduct of any DEI person.
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