Tom clownery

Foolishness on a whole different level. Mostly used for individuals who committed tom foolery beyond tom foolery, or to call out someone for being outlandishly stupid.

Drake: "Bro, Pacheco just commited some absolute TOM CLOWNERY"

by vincanator_high_voltage May 5, 2022

Tom Holland'd

Getting Tom Holland'd is when you're metaphorically getting your cheeks taken, Abused, Jumped , assaulted, violated ect. in real life or in a videogame. This comes from the scene in the "Crowded Room" when actor Tom holland gets put against the wall by black man and gets his cheeks taken.

"Bro my entire team is dead and i'm getting Tom Holland'd by the enemy team"

by ISRGAMING December 17, 2023

Tom

He’s a fat shit who watches kids in brockwell park while jerking of to them and fingers his sister every friday

Why are being a Tom you can get arrested you know

by Therealone 1938 November 11, 2019

Tom Holland

A Tom Holland is the most attractive person alive. He is charming, funny, and an all out amazing fellow. He is married to Eleni Bridges. Even though nobody is perfect, he’s the closest anyone will get. His british humor and phrases have fans laughing about. He pronounces “croissant” like “quackson”. He says this is how the British pronounce it.

“Is that Tom Holland?”
“Yeah, he’s so hot”

by Professor Windthistle July 22, 2019

Tom

Tom is such a cliff

"Tom is such a cliff am I right?" Said by the amazing cliff

by The amazing Cliff November 21, 2021

Tom

He’s a fit lad fam, plays football and is called Tom

#pengting

Tom is playing football

by Bignan123 November 22, 2019

Fuckin Tom brah

Some guy called fuckin Tom brah and he wants to party, fuck bitches n get high asf
When he comes to the glorious house of gains, he forgets everything but the fucking zyzz brah, the aesthetic god n he sniffes tren before he workouts.
FUCKIN TOM BRAH

*sniffes the preworkout” “FUCKIN TOM BRAH!!!!”

by Tombrah March 22, 2019