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Lesbian Bread

The type of bread of which lesbians like to eat.
That lesbian just took a bite of her store bought Trader Joe's lesbian bread.
by Gay4Ghosts July 1, 2018
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Seltzer water Lesbian

A female that walks into the bar with a 42oz Stanley cup of Seltzer water and a double of Don (no straw) sipping. Tore up already!
Damn Neef walked in the bar she Seltzer water lesbian drunk!
by Seltzer water lesbian January 31, 2024
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Lesbian Football Game

When a football game has all offense and NO D.
This is a lesbian football game because there is absolutely NO D at all!
by Dr. Biggs December 31, 2020
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lesbian

A non-male person that experiences attraction to women.
I’m a lesbian.
Nonbinary people can be lesbian too!
by celerycat February 4, 2024
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manic pixie dream lesbian

A manic pixie dream lesbian is the lesbian counterpart to a manic pixie dream girl - generally outgoing, social and the leading romantic interest, leading another girl to a happier view of life.
A: She is a manic pixie dream lesbian.
B: Are you having a stroke?
by Peshakito October 11, 2023
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Lesbian Son

Lesbian son is when your a mom and you have a son who's lesbian

what is a lesbian son?

A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your girl
by kidsaretasty September 10, 2020
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Chernobyl lesbian

A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.

Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.

Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.

Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
by Raquiesha July 14, 2025
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