by PhatPhnya November 19, 2018
Get the Just Want To Bite Itmug. When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023
Get the Just Shy of Waist Highmug. by alessiakakak September 12, 2022
Get the just kidding daymug. by Wait… Is that Clay? December 5, 2024
Get the just me ucemug. Hym "Jordan Peterson does not just want to help people. Jordan Peterson wants to be the golden prophet and surpass Jung. Which he isn't and won't. He wants you launder his deliberate misreading of text to validate a religion he doesn't actually believe in so his kids won't actually have to do the things he expects everyone else to do (i.e. suffer) and he is going to expend capital to ensure that the rest of you do exactly that... And I'm going to help! Because I'm the ultimate helper! So, rest assured, if he succeed against me you WILL suffer. At my hand or because of me. The only path forward for me is victory and if that victory is defined by Jordan Peterson you will all pay the price."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
Get the Just want to help peoplemug. by Idk man, something January 8, 2019
Get the I just want to hug youmug. by Idontsuckcock November 6, 2023
Get the Don't ask questions, just trust the process.mug.