Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D June 06, 2011

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Mud Mine

When you give anal to someone with diarrhea and they shit on you.

"Hey dude, did you fuck Lexi last night?"
"Yeah, but she was sick. I hit her mud mine."

by Toopid Hoomar August 15, 2016

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A rendezvous at the hotel with 300$ worth of Taco Bell to shove up your ass.

Kevin do you want to chop mud tonight while my wife is out of town?

by Dickless isle August 22, 2024

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The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time

My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask

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When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser February 03, 2016

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He seems like a nice enough guy, but word has it he's a mud masher. Pounds a brown onion like a pro.

by DaHolmes November 18, 2023

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See back in the day, somebody fucked mud and turned black. That's about it.

by Goat-Lord January 13, 2019

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