quick horse

A form of beastiality that uses race horses for a quicky.

Oh man i went dow to the stables last night and javiers racer game me a nice quick horse

by Itsyaboiskinnypenisyeeee May 8, 2018

horse burger

when a topic has been discussed to the point of overkill; you have gone beyond "beating a dead horse"- the horse has been beaten, processed, and is now a burger

I know we've discussed this argument a million times, but we will never agree- it is a horse burger at this point.

by Purpl Ppl Eater February 14, 2023

Horse Girl

An extremely weird and annoying female that should be avoided at all costs.

Johnny: That new girl Clarissa looks pretty cute.
Kevin: I don’t know about her man I’ve heard that she’s a horse girl.
Johnny: Oh hell no fuck that shit I’ll just go for Melissa instead.
Kevin: Good call bro, she just made the cheerleading squad too.
Johnny: Sounds good to me!

by Rockstar Made Space Cadet December 31, 2020

horse puck

Is when you have a fucking chode thats thicker than the taint your fucking so your just ramming it against the vagina

Dude i had to make a horse puck last night

by Daddy trump November 5, 2017

Feed the horse

The act of pouring granular sugar into your asshole and having a horse lick it out with they long tongue, and them soft lips.

"what took you so long we've been waiting three hours"
"*visibly still cumming* Sorry dude i had to feed the horse"

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

Bet on the wrong horse

1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."

Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"

by Nathan Wakeman April 23, 2008

horse in the snow

As in good property’s in cold and snow conditions. Very dependable and powerful

The Subaru is a horse in the snow.

by anonymous July 27, 2024