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Free fucks

90s game where you save Soda tabs for your crush, the corresponding letter gets the tab, and you get to hit it in return.
I pulled a d on the surge can, Diana’s getting one a them free fucks
by Dirty Lamberti July 20, 2024
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i is free at last

Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope
Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com January 23, 2023
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free friends

A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!

Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok
Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-

Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜
by Dieg-J April 14, 2023
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Free Peta

A saying you use when Peta isn't allowed to be with his mates
- Where is Peta it's game day

- He's with his girlfriend

- Ffs man, Free Peta
by Gamemaster1337 October 11, 2022
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Frees

When a female is so desperate for sexual relations with a man, she will just give up the pussy for free and you didn’t do a thing for it.
I didn’t even really do anything crazy and that hoe gave me some Frees.
by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020
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For free!?

When a person posts or responds to social media conversation with a unintentional sexual suggestive photo, in a manner where he/she is completely unaware of the sexual intent, usually of their feet or a body part, facial expression, or pose.
Girl: Hey bestie, look at my new toe nail polish. I got my toes done today.

*send pics of feet*

Guy: FOR FREE!?
by Guillioandbarbara April 19, 2024
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free tap friday

The time a guy has a reason to smack a girls ass
Bob: Hey its Free Tap Friday
Jim: I already slapped Amy's ass were good
Bob: Nice man
by Square up CAKISUIANS May 26, 2018
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