a Ethan will be your best friend if you treat him well he will listen to what ever you have to say he can be a bit dirty minded sometimes but that's just his humour. you might get feeling for him but try not to it might wreck your friendship a Ethan may not be as popular as other boys but he's still as great.
he can be funny, kind, loyal, and a bit stupid but has a great personality and a good friend.
he can be funny, kind, loyal, and a bit stupid but has a great personality and a good friend.
by mimhope227 December 20, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. An Ethan is a sheep
by Notethansheep November 23, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. my pookie is such an ethan
by ethans big tittty gf January 15, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. by Smart boy 360 November 6, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.
by Cheeto Finger August 15, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. 
Part 3
An absolute 10/10. Ethan Myers is tall, smart, handsome, and funny in that way that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind of funny that sneaks up on you and makes you fall in love by accident. He’s not just book-smart either; he’s the kind of intelligent that makes you question how the universe fit that much wisdom into one person.
If you ever date an Ethan Myers, congratulations, you’ve basically won the lottery. You’ll never want to let him go. You’ll plan your wedding in your head (and maybe your Notes app). You’ll imagine growing old together, probably still laughing at inside jokes and stealing his hoodies.
This is the person you want to spend forever with. The kind of love story people write songs about. He’s the kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with- the one you look at and think, “Yeah, it’s you. It’s always been you.”
Warning: Side effects of dating Ethan Myers may include uncontrollable smiling, bragging to friends, and developing unrealistic standards for men.
Fun Fact: Scientists still can’t explain how someone can be this perfect and still humble enough to fix your light switch.
An absolute 10/10. Ethan Myers is tall, smart, handsome, and funny in that way that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind of funny that sneaks up on you and makes you fall in love by accident. He’s not just book-smart either; he’s the kind of intelligent that makes you question how the universe fit that much wisdom into one person.
If you ever date an Ethan Myers, congratulations, you’ve basically won the lottery. You’ll never want to let him go. You’ll plan your wedding in your head (and maybe your Notes app). You’ll imagine growing old together, probably still laughing at inside jokes and stealing his hoodies.
This is the person you want to spend forever with. The kind of love story people write songs about. He’s the kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with- the one you look at and think, “Yeah, it’s you. It’s always been you.”
Warning: Side effects of dating Ethan Myers may include uncontrollable smiling, bragging to friends, and developing unrealistic standards for men.
Fun Fact: Scientists still can’t explain how someone can be this perfect and still humble enough to fix your light switch.
“Who’s that smiling at her phone like she just won the lottery?”
“Oh, that’s Ethan Myers’ girl. She did.”
“Oh, that’s Ethan Myers’ girl. She did.”
by JaydaBlakeney October 21, 2025
Get the Ethan Myersmug.