donkey shopping

Searching for dat ass

Man, I was donkey shopping last night and scored some sweet ass.

by Pseudosaint October 6, 2016

Night Donkey

A man of darker complexion who makes a complete fool of themselves.

Yo were you at the Atlanta mall the other day? It was full of night donkeys.

by Patto Hamm February 8, 2025

Donkey Brittle

Loose, Dry Butthole

i.e "Have you ever dipped your finger in the Donkey Brittle?"

by $taxMade May 27, 2025

Spun Donkey

The action (s) of being occupied with unimportant tasks, spinning circles, total confusion and achieving no progress related to reality. Commonly associated with recreational drug abuse.

That person looks like a total "Spun Donkey" working on their car at 3 a.m.

by [e-mail] September 21, 2022

Donkey

Small girl with a big ass

She's a donkey

by anonymous September 26, 2023

soggy donkey

where a super hot girl gives connor andrew meade the shloppy woppy double hand combo and he shits himself for 4 minutes straight 🥶🥵

i’m gonna give connor the mother fucking soggy donkey

by jaarod April 6, 2019

Dirty donkey

The act of putting a donkey in your van and bringing it home and having sexual intercourse with it and your family while making donkey noises and listening to ‘Erika’ whilst a painting of Stalin watches it unfold.

Me and and the family Finna have some dirty donkey when we get home

by Gettin griddy January 26, 2022