John Cock

John Cock is what you get if you kiss a prostitute.

After kissing the hooker I could taste John Cock.

by sqitso March 31, 2008

cock stock

Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.

Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.

"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."

"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"

"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"

by Ultimastrike December 11, 2004

cock burger

-noun
pronunciation:'cac-bhurr-grrr
1.Slang,Vulgar. Name for a person who is undesirable company at a poker game or in life.
2.Slang, Vulgar.An act or instance of fellatio.

1. "I don't want to play poker at Carlo's house if that cock burger is going to be there!"

2. Q-"Why are Joel and Lawrence late again?" A-"They stopped for a couple of cock burgers on the way, just deal the cards."

by Tddot December 29, 2006

trident cock

a 4 foot penis with trident spear tip.
not typically used for intercouse but more for battle.

1. Paul has a huge trident cock

2. dude have u seen the blades on his trident cock

3. yo man check out my trident cock stab wound

by Cassie J October 26, 2008

cock holdster

a slanderous term used to describe any opening,on the person you say it to, that could possibly fit a male member

SHUT YER DAMN COCK HOLDSTER!!
-or-
I'll put it right in your cock holdster, baby.

by shortythepimp April 12, 2004

cock smock

Another word for a condom or similar penile protection devices.

B.Turek-"Hey I gotta pretty hot date tonight with that girl from the hospital."

J.Causey-"Shit man that sounds like a industrial-jungle-pussy-punk of a good time, but you got protection?"

B.Turek-"No worries man, I got my cock smock."

by Dan Bejarano August 8, 2006

cock sukcer

cock sucker spelled wrong

whao dude, i cant spell at all!!

by Arfalarf February 7, 2004