bean chute 

synonymous with butt hole. anus or bunghole. similar to corn hole

a sick definition would describe it as: some people poop in small pellets or "beans" and well, they come out of the 'bean chute'

i just dropped a crucial grumpy. my bean chute is torn UP!

bean chute by jonathan woods March 12, 2006

Mean Bean Machine 

1. The puzzle game, Mean Bean Machine, for the Sega Genesis.
2. A term for the scrotum, often in reference to a sharp blow to said organ.

"OH! Right in the Mean Bean Machine!"

Mean Bean Machine by Anonymus October 13, 2004

bean burn 

Chaffing of one's clitoris due to excessive digital stimulation.

Tiffany called in sick to work today after flicking her bean all night looking at pictures of Brody Jenner. She has bean burn.

bean burn by C-dot refer January 5, 2009

bean fiend 

A girl who isnt Latin or hispanic but only seeks out Latin/Hispanic males for dating or sexual interests.

If your black you dont have a chance with Lisa, shes a bean fiend.

bean fiend by Dan Ram June 25, 2005

Bean counter 

The new employee down at your local Chipotle, that is single handedly trying to save the business by giving you tiny ass portions.

The fukkin bean counter gave me half as much rice when I asked for brown and white rice.

Bean counter by Dedcau5 January 2, 2019

the bean 

the haircut that makes your head look like a bean

look at Kevin he's got the bean

the bean by imthebean December 13, 2017

slave to the bean 

refers to one who cannot exist in the absence of coffee. he or she is then "a slave to the bean"

Jill: I can't go anywhere until I have my morning coffee. No...I don't care how badly you're bleeding from the ears, Jack.

Jack: aaaaaaaaaarggh! i'm dying and you won't drive me to the hospital until you've had some coffee?!?! Jill, you're such a slave to the bean.

slave to the bean by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) April 11, 2005