Bar Mistress

A married woman who has been banging dudes on the side since the couple started dating.

Husband “you’ve been banging Corey this whole time?”
Wife “ Yes, I’m a bar mistress”

by HOTCARLD August 16, 2023

Blondike Bar

1. A dumbass

2. A bimbo

3. Someone who really needs to get their head out their ass

(Person 1) To make a grilled cheese you need bread and cheese. Self explanatory.

(Person 2) Wait what do you need?

Ex 2
(Person 1) A blondike bar is a dumbass.

(Person 2) I don’t get it

(Person 1) Youre such a fucking blondike bar..

by blindue June 14, 2022

Walking gay bar

A very stereotypical gay person. Usually used when that person is being flirty with their significant other.

*two girls are holding hands*
Friend of couple- "Get over here you adorable walking gay bars!"

by Sup_mate December 13, 2016

Bars

To do something well

That blunt you rolled was bars!!!

by Young Ant 925 May 25, 2021

iron bar hotel

Jail

Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 19, 2023

No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.

Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

dime bar pie

When one shags a girl in the anus when she has dihorea and spunks in her ass and sucks it out with a straw

Just like feltching but dime bar pie is mixed with poo

by spunk monkey1992 February 3, 2014